1 jaga bomb blast k baad 1 aadmi chilla raha tha
Oh God: mera hath urh gaya!
Pathan: Hosla karo, mat roo, daikho us aadmi ka sar urh gaya hai, wo b to chup hai!

 

Aik pathan nadi ke kenare nahara tha,ke aik admi aya aur uske kapre chori karke bhaga.Pathan ne awaz mari ,O laka kapre rakhle magar naswar to deja,

 

Bank manager ask the pathan in interview

Manager" what is Cyclone?

Pathan: It is the loan given by the bank to purchase a Cycle.

 

Jaill Mein Pathaan say kisee nay poocha:
Tum say aisee kiya galtee ho gaee jo tum Jail mein ho?
Pathaan: Mai nay Bank Lootaa.
or
Paisay waheen Ginaney bayth gayaa.

 

Ek din aik pathan ki apne baap se larrai ho gye.

Us ne baap ki photo qabrastan main ek tree pr laga di aur us k neeche likh dia

"coming soon"

 

Ik Pathaan apnay baap kee kabar pay gayaa or Haal Chaaal poochaaa.
Kabar say koee aawaaz nhee aaee.
Pathaan kabar par likhh ker chalaa gayaa key.....



AIYSAA KAROO GEY TOU KOUN AAYEGAA?

 

Pathaan: Larkee phansaanee aatee hey?
Sardaar: Nahee
Pahtaan: Baraa aasaan hey, ek kaaghaz lay, usska Jahaaz banaa, class mein uraa day,
Teacher poochay to Larkee ka naam lagaa day.
Phans gaee larkee.

 

Pathan:Dr apne kaha tha k subha uth k

koi game kehlne se sehat achi rhti hai

Pr mughe koi farq nhi para.

Doctor:Konsa game khelte the???

Pathan:Mobile pe snake wala...

 

Pathan:Yar aj tabyat thik nahi, Har chez double nazar arahi hai.

Sardar:(1000 ka note agay kartay hoe)Ye lay wo 2000 jo last time main ne lye thay

 

Pathan proposed a Girl:

Kutta mar geya Razai main,
Main Pagal hoon teri judai main.

Gobar pe machar baith nahi sakta,
Pathan terey bin reh nahi sakta.