A young boy asks his Dad:
"What is the difference between confident and confidential?

Dad says:
"You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my
son, THAT is confidential.

 

Church Minister: Do you say a little prayer before you sit down to eat your meals?

Little Boy: There’s no need for that, my mum’s a great cook!

 

Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night.

He got irritated... drank poison and said, "Ab kaato saalon, sab maroge!"

 

Police constable to his son:
Tumhara result acha nahee aaya,
aaj se tumhara khelna aur tv band
Son: Yeh 50 rupay pakro aur mamla yehin khatam karo

 

Jai: I've got such a bad headache.

Nitya: I know why.

Jai: Why?

Nitya: Well, yesterday when I had stomach ache, mummy said it was because it was empty, so I guess that's the problem with you too!

 

Mother: Now, Dhruv, when you go for dinner at Parth's house, use your knife and fork properly.

Dhruv: Mummy, is it necessary that I use a knife and fork?

Mother: Of course you must!

Dhruv: But the soup will never stay on them!

 

A small kid wrote to Santa Clause, "send me a brother". santa wrote back, "send me ur mother".

 

Little sheby : U cheated me.

Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.

Little sheby: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is all India Radio!

 

Little Johnny once asked his teacher "Do hearts have legs?."

The teacher answered "Why do you ask that?"

Johnny replied "Yesterday, I heard my dad say sweetheart open your legs."