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Yeh mat sochna ki hum bhool jayenge tuemhe,
Door rehkar bhi hamesha
chahenge tumhe,Agar Dost bankar raas na aaye to
Bhoot bankar darayenge tumhe

 

Hamaare Dil ke arman aansuon me beh gaye,
Hum gali me thay gali me reh gaye,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Kambakhat light chali gayi,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Jo baat unse kehni thi wo unki mummy se keh gaye..

 

sorry 4 disturb u. can u fax me ur photo, its very urgent, serious matter has comeup actually, we r playing a cards and I lost the joker

 

!@#$$##$$$^%&())+)*(&*&^%$#@@@#$$%^^^&&*(__(*&%$ ##@#&*&?"}::_+|+_)*(^%$##$%  Ha ha ha don ka sms parhna mushkil hi nahi na mumkin bhi hai

 

Ik raat bahuu ne kisi gair merd ke saath guzari, mager saas ne kush na kaha, bhala kiun, kiun ke saas bhi kabi Bahu thiiiiiiiii

 

HAR KHUSI KO TERI TARAF MOD DENGE, TERE LIYE CHAND TARE TOR DENGE, TERE LIYE KHUSIYON KE DARVAAZE KHOL DENGE, 1 BAAR HAS KE TO DIKHO TERE SAARE DAANT TOR DENGE HA..HA..HA

 

Itna Khubsurat kese muskuralete ho...?
Itna Katil Kese Sharmalete Ho.....?
Bachpan Se kameene Ho .....?
Ya Shakal Ayisy banalete Ho ...?

 

mil gaya oye mil gaya
oye oye mil gaya
oho mil gaya
ballay ballay
mil he gaya
aj to mil he gya
ye sms parhne wala ek aur bewaqoof mil gaya

 

Yeh hamari Mardam Shumari ki Sms Service hai
Ager ap Male hai to 2 sms karai
Ager Female hai to 1 Sms karai
Ager Apna ap per shak hai to koi sms na karain.

 

Kiss is te key of Love
Love is the key of marriage
Marriage is the box of children
Children are problem of Pakistan
So Stop kissing and save Pakista

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