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Urdu ki pehli book>>> 1947
Alif > annar
Bai> bakri
Pay> pankha
Urdu ki book >>> 2008
Alif > aataa
Bay> bijli
Pay> petrol
Giye bhatto Mare Awam
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Doctor pagal se tum pagal kyon huway?
Pagal: mainne 1 beva se shaadi ki uski jawan beti se mere baap ne shaadi ki
Yun meri wo beti meri maa ban gai
Un k ghar beti hui to wo meri behan hui
Magar main uski naani ka shohar tha is liye wo meri nawasi bhi hui
Isi tarha mera beta apni daadi ka bhai ban gaya aur main apne baite ka bhanja
Aur wo…
Dr: abay chup kar kia mujhe bhi pagal karega |
yaar kia baat hai? Har waqt pregnant hi rehte hao kia?
Jab bhi message karta hoon tumhari delivery rrport aa jati hai..
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Khali jag ape “U” lagao aur ban Jao
1 St_pid
2 B_dh_
3 Bewak_f
4 _ll_
dekha
everything is so incomplete without U
U tum hi toho
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Kaju, badam, akhrot, pista, meva, mong phali
all dry fuits are tasty, but there is nothing in comparison to you
oye teri baat hi kuch aur hai
CHUWAAREY
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Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?.... It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins !
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A Child Never Seen His Hips.
One Day His Teacher Hit Him Hard On His Hips.
He Come To Home & See In The Mirror & Say
Kamini Ne Do Tukde Kar Diye
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One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using Pigeon instead of mobile. The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message. He angried and called to rani.She told stupid "This was a missed call"
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Agar koi
GALTI
GUSTAAKHI
MISTAKE
Etc....
Ho gayee ho toh...
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Maafi maang lo...
Aaj mera mood achha hai....
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whenever u feel sadness in your HEART,
blackness in your EYES,
paleness on your FACE,
fragrance in your body, it shows u are suffering lack of vitamin "ME".
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