The person who writes for fools is always sure of a large audience.

Arthur Schopenhauer

 

I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it.

George Burns

 

Money can't buy happiness but it can certainly rent it for a couple of hours

 

Don't be so humble - you are not that great. -- Golda Meir   

 

Never underestimate the power of human stupidity

 

Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself

 

The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action. 

 

There's nothing more restful than taking orders from fools

 

Art, like morality, consists in drawing the line somewhere.

G. K. Chesterton

 

Work is the curse of the drinking class