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ik larka or larki bagh mein baither chips kha rahe the
or ek doosre ki ankhon me dekh rahe the
larki: kuch feel hua
Larka han
Larki: kia
Larka: tum mujh se ziada chips kha rahi ho
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Boy to girl: Lets go to jungle.......
Girl: No!
You will do something wrong with me.........
Boy: By God I will not!
Girl: tay fer jan da faida |
PATENT:- DOCTOR SAABH MUJHE BAHUT PATLE DAST AA RAHE HAI
DOCTOR:- KITNE PATLE
PATENT:- DOCTOR SAABH BAHUT PATLE
DOCTOR:- KITNE PATLE
PATENT:- SAABH ITNE PATLE KI SMS PADNE VALLA KULLi KAR LE
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A 60 year old bachelor advertizes his zaroorat-e-rishta in newspaper. After a month, he gets a letter saying, "Miyan! Is umar mein farishtey aatey hain, rishtey nahin."
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Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write for mother tongue.?
Father: Very long!!!!!
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A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl? B: It's a girl. She's my daughter.
A: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father.
B: I'm not. I'm her mothe
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A patient came to his dentist with problems with his teeth. Patient: Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do? Dentist: Wear a brown tie!
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Police constable to his son:
Tumhara result acha nahee aaya,
aaj se tumhara khelna aur tv band
Son: Yeh 50 rupay pakro aur mamla yehin khatam karo
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1 day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, 'Hey buddy, why are you doing that?' He said, 'Because you came home early.'
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A small kid wrote to Santa Clause, "send me a brother". santa wrote back, "send me ur mother".
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