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mil gaya oye mil gaya
oye oye mil gaya
oho mil gaya
ballay ballay
mil he gaya
aj to mil he gya
ye sms parhne wala ek aur bewaqoof mil gaya
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Hello!
Mein AMITABH BACHAN bol raha hoon
KON BANE GA CROR PATI se
apki patni mere samne bethi hain
agli awaz ap ki patni ki
BACHAO, BACHAO, BACHAO
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Allah
Aap ko
brown
balo wali
neeli aankhon wali
Gulabi honton wali,
Patli kamar wali,
Khoobsurat seengoon wali
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gayee(cow) atta karay qurbani k liye
Ameen
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Diagram in book was not clear..
So,madam drew diagram on blackboard and announced..
"Don't look at Book Figure,
Look at my Figure!"
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Aankhon Me Sharafat,
Chaal Me Nazakat,
Dil Me Sachai,
Cheray Par Safai,
Isi Liye Tou .
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Har Larki Aap Ko Pyar Se Kehti Hai
“BHAI”
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Who‘s hot… Its U,
Who‘s
Charming… Its U,
Who‘s
Sweetest.. Its U,
Who‘s
Intelligent… Its U,
Who‘s dear & near friend… Its U
Who‘s a liar.. Its me
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Hamain Tumse Piyaar Hai…
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HAAN…!
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Aye pyaray watan (Pakistan) Hamain Tumse Pyar Hai….
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Girls misuse it!
Anger robs it!
Models sell it!
Photogrphs cage it!
Doctors advice it!
Death freezes it!
Artists create it!
That's SMILE
Keep Smiling..
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To make it straight,
she pulls it.
2 make it stand,
she rubs it.
2 make it stiff,
she licks it.
2 let it "IN"
she pushes it.
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True! Threading a needle is not easy!!!
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"Sochta Hun Aaj Bahon Me Pakad Ke Dal Hi Dun,
Balon Me Fool Gulab Ka"
"Dalte Hi Gir Jata Hai,
Patta Patta Gulab Ka."
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